the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
[[SCREAMS]] BUT WHAT IF EMMA FINALLY GIVES IN AND ALLOWS HERSELF TO FEEL AND SHE GOES TO KISS KILLIAN BUT HE BACKS AWAY TO STOP THE CURSE THINGY AND SHE JUST BLINKS AND YOU SEE HER INTERNALLY CRUMBLE AT BEING REJECTED AND GETTING HER HEART BROKEN AGAIN
SHUT UP OH MY GOD STOP
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile
this gif just made my day lmao
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you