pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

officiallyhilarious:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

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look how suspicious that looks

It’s just blushing because you’re paying attention to it you cute little thing you.

I’m concerned for this site but some people are just so nice and positive it physically pains me because no one would ever say that off the Internet

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

fuckingpubert:

pyrrhaxnikos:

Actual

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Anime boy

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Monty

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Oum

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actual

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dorkface

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monty

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oum

dork

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: queerhound)